Hi American Express, I would love to connect with you on Facebook and Twitter. Except that every time you speak to me it costs me money. #

Hi American Express, I would love to connect with you on Facebook and Twitter. Except that every time you speak to me it costs me money.

Dear Street Crew: Really, I'm OK with you waking me up at 7 everyday. But… No I need, no. Sorry no lunch is important. It's just… # No please eat. It's just that. No I didn't say anything about your mother. No I didn't! No, it's not that. Please eat… it's just tha… # No, […]

Heading to Zermatt today. I wish that I had worn shorts. It seems warm for late summer.

Yay! The water is back on the water is back on!!! Oh lovely cool clear water. I missed you.

@AlpTkz It's because Kindle books can't take advantage of that great 'Book' rate in the Post. It has to be carried by tiny hamsters in tubes in reply to AlpTkz #

@dicconb This onetime I saw a video with foreign people on Youtube. It was weird. I felt so sad. 🙂

So sorry, no it wasn’t that. I didn’t know. no. no. It’s me. I know. I know I shouldn’t want water. No please, let me buy your lunch….

You said that you would be done two hours ago. Only… No KEEP EATING!! It’s fine. I just want some water. No Please. I’m sorry… no I’m..

No, I often take 5 or 6 hours for lunch. That’s not what I’m saying. I’t just that I want to wash my hair. and you said that you would…