I’m trying to write a script for the main telephone menu of my company. I want to do something funny because they are all lame and boring.

My poor wife is home sick today. I wish we had internet access. It’s hard to work remotely with cans and string.

Hi @stephenfry, Could you please post “Bright Young Things” to iTunes so I could watch it this weekend? Thanks ever so much.

Thank you @cablecomwebcare. Yes, Internet has been out since Sept & Support is already aware. I was just hoping it would be fixed this week.

YAY! @cablecomwebcare is coming. Again. Maybe someday soon I will have internet again… Maybe. # I just unlocked the "Groupie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/hjfw8i #

I just unlocked the “Groupie” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/hjfw8i

Awesome check in! RT @jeffisageek: I'm at World's Largest Ball Of Twine (800-902 Wisconsin St, Cawker City). http://4sq.com/g2ZGXr # @AlpTkz I know it well, and like it. I'm just upset by the elite of my global tribe beating their couches into cribs all of a sudden. # @AlpTkz I lived through the first wave at […]

YAY! @cablecomwebcare is coming. Again. Maybe someday soon I will have internet again… Maybe.

@tinyKCdancer “lived” such a strong term. How can I live without pepperoni… and cheesy bites?

@tinyKCdancer I’ll trade you for some veggi fried rice?