I wonder who would come out ‘smelling’ better in a strait up web fight @oldspice or @askaninja? I’d pay to see that!

“Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.” Mark Twain

I only seem to buy bagged lettuce, which has to be the highest labor vegetable, as a way of filling the empty space in my trash can. #green

“My rank is the highest known in Switzerland: I’m a free citizen.” George Bernard Shaw

@beemop Sure a job with Paramount would be nice, but it's no iPhone 4. in reply to beemop #

Most countries fail to deliver on Haiti aid pledges – http://bit.ly/b0Qgw6 #cnn

@beemop Sure a job with Paramount would be nice, but it’s no iPhone 4.

Is it just me or does Safari 4 spend most of it's time crashing? Personally, I liked it bestest when Safari 3 didn't crash. #

Is it just me or does Safari 4 spend most of it’s time crashing? Personally, I liked it bestest when Safari 3 didn’t crash.

@DigitalGodess I know, I was just teasing. That was for the benefit if some friends back in Kansas City. I guess I missed the Castle. in reply to DigitalGodess # RT @solarflare1971: @mattnathanson We are at the Montreux Jazz Fest and decree you must play it next year! Have your people look into it. # […]