My SeV post wash inventory: 3 usb sticks, 19 bussiness cards, 2 pens, 1 mp3 player, 3 ear buds, and a pocket with what looked to be nuts.

When it’s Spring and you wash your @scottevest before putting it away, it’s imposable to clean out all the pockets.

As it turns out, the free constitution that you get when you sign up for a credit line isn’t worth as much as the Frisbee.

Shocker! http://tinyurl.com/4hyhfqs

I heart the USA. RT @baconsalt: Hickory Bacon Salt is now on the tables of Denny’s restaurants around N. America for “Baconalia” #bacon

Somebody do me a favor and make a run to @Target for me. Please? I have a list. # @chopps That's good advice, except you might not want to get that close. just ask Alexander Litvinenko. # Brother can you spare a dime… The F-35: A Weapon That Costs More Than Australia http://tinyurl.com/4du5ftc # Out […]

@AlpTkz Free markets and competition really do benefit the consumer. I’m paying less than 30 for 2GB on my Nexus 1. It was $90 in the states

@ubelly It’s all true. Just think, as little as a generation ago, people would need to have a job. Poor bastards. Thank you Nigeria.

RT @melissapierce: You can watch/listen to Life in Perpetual Beta right now, online, for free – easy peasy http://tinyurl.com/viewLIPB

DON’T DO IT!!! RT @pokerplasm: @nosilver sweet, glad I can help! #gooberburgers #yes #beerinqueso #poker #unm #thatcrazyasstaxigame