It’s made with Swiss steel and the tears of abandoned saber tooth tiger cubs. If you get too close it’ll cut ya.

I’m going to go right out on a limb and say that I have the sharpest veggi peeler on the planet.

Out for another walk on a beautiful day in Switzerland. http://picplz.com/2sqZ # Schengen Area photo gallery – swissinfo http://t.co/DPL85d3 via @swissinfo_en #

But wear a watch because the place is devoid of clocks. http://tinyurl.com/3lnhs3b

The most awesome place to race an RC car indoors? It’s the Rolex Learning Center at Ecole Polytechnique in Lausanne.

@TheGerbster Ha! Neither was the guard, who was very disciplined and didn’t flinch… and those poor people down wind, also VERY not amused.

Happy 85th to HRH Queen Elizabeth II. I’m sorry that I sprayed fart spray in front of your house at the changing of the guard in 1985. Best.

Schengen Area photo gallery – swissinfo http://t.co/DPL85d3 via @swissinfo_en

Out for another walk on a beautiful day in Switzerland. http://picplz.com/2sqZ

@laraschopp I buy Triscuit Thin Crisps for just that reason. At the American Market I can get them for $15 a box. Better than a bran muffin.