Just finished uploading every email I’ve sent or received since 02/06/1998 to Gmail… Dear Google, You now own me. Be gentle.

Three days later… @Amazon sends out an email saying that they are sorry they broke the interwebs.

@laraschopp Like I said, metaphoric cookies and milk. 🙂

@laraschopp Kepp you head down and have some cookies and milk. The worst seems to be over.

Iceland ranked 1st in the global peace index? With their volcanoes? I think they are trying to pick a fight. “Oh is our smoke bugging you?”

Denmark is 4th?!?! Oh the Danes! ::shakes fist:: RT @swissjourno: Global Peace Index – Switzerland is only 16th! (PDF) http://bit.ly/mQAtip

Hillsdale resident gets probation over hidden Swiss bank accounts http://t.co/1KWSSfc via @NorthJerseybrk # I'm pretty sure my wife caught this last year in Berlin. Germany sees a sharp upswing of intestinal infections http://tinyurl.com/44f26f8 # Sony: The Company That Kicked the Hornet's Nest – BusinessWeek http://t.co/9u6NDmC via @BW # What If Drivers Were Hired Like Programmers? […]

Because I’m crazy, I just loaded 13927 emails dated from 1996-2000 into my Gmail account. Soon I may be able to find things. Next: 2000-2005

Yes, these rooms will do nicely! RT @swissjourno: Places to dream – dreamy hotels in Switzerland http://bit.ly/lu9yzv #photography #travel

Actually, more often than not Seth Green is the spackling of bad screen writing.