Might get some snow before dawn here in Geneva, but it will be 40 after the sun comes up. I hear it’s bad in London. 🙂

I feel like I should be helping my Midwestern brethren out by backing @Iggy up with the dire weather updates.

As an American, I’ll say “Happy Christmas” to all.

Is it wrong that I prefer the British “Happy Christmas” to the American seemingly anglicized “Merry Christmas?”

All I want for Christmas… is for my broadband to work. Could somebody send me a box of interwebs please.

Thank you @cablecomwebcare. Yes, Internet has been out since Sept & Support is already aware. I was just hoping it would be fixed this week. # Hi @stephenfry, Could you please post "Bright Young Things" to iTunes so I could watch it this weekend? Thanks ever so much. # My poor wife is home sick […]

@lcooney You did a great job, you should be proud. Congratulations! Also, Good Luck!

I don’t know. Not feeling very inspired to write IVR scripts today. I wonder if @hotdogsladies would be willing to write this for me?

Something like: “Welcome to ___, Please listen carefully as our menu is the same as everybody else. For Welsh, press number 11.”

I’m trying to write a script for the main telephone menu of my company. I want to do something funny because they are all lame and boring.