@chopps That’s good advice, except you might not want to get that close. just ask Alexander Litvinenko.

Somebody do me a favor and make a run to @Target for me. Please? I have a list.

It’s no wonder @BBC is running short of funds, nobody ever seems to be there two days in a row. Even the signers change every day.

First market of the season. Yeah! http://picplz.com/cL2B

Pardon me sir. But do you have any Grey Poupon? http://picplz.com/cMLc #

Also show that nobody understands physics anymore. RT @chopps: Latest events show just how much Japan is a black box to most of the west.

OK, here's the deal 24 news people: IF it really is my last 71.3 seconds on the planet before the world ends, I'm going to turn you off. # I'm glad that I don't have a TV if this is the level of journalism that passes for news these days. Does anybody still understand physics? […]

Pardon me sir. But do you have any Grey Poupon? http://picplz.com/cMLc

Dairy free vegan mozzarella from Germany is just as good as you think it is.

@Iggy Can’t fault anybody for that, I used to drive a car.