Twitter Updates for 2011-04-22
- Happy 85th to HRH Queen Elizabeth II. I'm sorry that I sprayed fart spray in front of your house at the changing of the guard in 1985. Best. #
- @TheGerbster Ha! Neither was the guard, who was very disciplined and didn't flinch… and those poor people down wind, also VERY not amused. #
- The most awesome place to race an RC car indoors? It's the Rolex Learning Center at Ecole Polytechnique in Lausanne. #
- But wear a watch because the place is devoid of clocks. http://tinyurl.com/3lnhs3b #
- I'm going to go right out on a limb and say that I have the sharpest veggi peeler on the planet. #
- It's made with Swiss steel and the tears of abandoned saber tooth tiger cubs. If you get too close it'll cut ya. #
- It pays to be the mayor. RT @dens: The security guard at @foursquare HQ SF won't let me in because I don't have a security card. #

