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@AlpTkz Free markets and competition really do benefit the consumer. I’m paying less than 30 for 2GB on my Nexus 1. It was $90 in the states

@ubelly It’s all true. Just think, as little as a generation ago, people would need to have a job. Poor bastards. Thank you Nigeria.

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DON’T DO IT!!! RT @pokerplasm: @nosilver sweet, glad I can help! #gooberburgers #yes #beerinqueso #poker #unm #thatcrazyasstaxigame

Also, remember that it’s day 1307 of the evil #Twitter #Hashtag plague that’s ruining lives and cutting down the best of a generation.

Happy Birthday Twitter! I’ll always remember my first time. I was alone and scared that I wasn’t doing it right. http://tinyurl.com/6dsvhfu