@RealHatter I hadn’t heard, but I did hear of a chap from England with a similar condition. But, he’s just left. #

I spent the whole day tracing a security breach on an old Linux server and fixing Greek chicken wraps. Why? Because that’s just how I roll.. # Get it? Roll… But seriously, I want to make Greek chicken wraps my summer quick fix signature dish for ’09. Does anybody have a favy wrap? # After […]

Why doesn’t it help to press harder on the DVR play button to stop FF? Because electricity cant hear the teletype through the creaking noise # I caught the matinée of Cowtown Ballroom today. A really good film and well worth a watch… IF you can catch it. http://www.cowbr.com/live/ # The problem with stealing the […]

Of all the things I’m most curious about, Gangster Air Freshener suicide scent ranks VERY high. White girl scent, I’m already familiar with #

Slap Chop – A product utilizing the physics of impact, yet insufficiently sharp enough to cut through vegetable skin at its thinnest point. #

I can work I can email and I can conference call. I just can’t seem to do them all at the same time. Where’s that quad core brain I ordered? # @elisagarafano You can never be too careful, I reckon you need at least 5 or 6 extended warranties before buying a car is really […]

@elisagarafano The best explanation for Twitter is still the CommonCraft video. http://tinyurl.com/2u2n4q Good luck to you and Sara. in reply to elisagarafano #

Is it just me or does swine flu sound more and more like a shamdemic than a pandemic? The American news agencies are selling snake oil again #

Just finishing up 14 hours of email. Another Monday burned on the pire of the inbox. Somebody tell me again why this is so effing efficient. # Good morning Tweeple. Today is the day that we turn this ship of productivity around and start wrapping up some of these smaller projects. #

Good morning Twitterverse, it’s time to start wading through the email so the phone will stop ringing telling me about my bouncing email. #